All Scary Shawarma Kiosk Badges and How to Get Them
Thirty-four badges are on the public list I read on 30 Oct 2026. Fandom's page has 30 rows and many TBA conditions. IGN's 14 Jan 2026 snapshot named 16. I am not treating 16 or 30 as the full set.
| Badge | Awards | Condition I will state |
|---|---|---|
| The Other Reality | 7,222,738 | Fandom: open the Faceless Man's tissue instead of storing it |
| Perfect Shift | 3,278,092 | Fandom: zero mistakes in one shift |
| Erased from Reality | 42,491,143 | Fandom: he kills you after too many mistakes |
| The Inspector | 55,078,926 | Fandom: face him at the 2AM inspection |
| Unstable Shift | 6,482,565 | Fandom: finish with some mistakes |
| Yes, i'm a Human | 22,144,641 | Fandom: enable the not-human filter in settings |
| Don’t Open the Door | 2,331,398 | Unlock condition not documented in the sources checked; left unconfirmed. |
| The Witness | 207,688 | Official description: see everything; exact checklist not published. |
| First Day | 75,263,834 | Unlock condition not documented in the sources checked; left unconfirmed. |
| One Week at the Kiosk | 1,671,555 | Unlock condition not documented in the sources checked; left unconfirmed. |
| Month of Madness | 712 | Fandom: 30 in-game days of Endless |
| 7/24 in a row | 224 | Official description: play every day for a week; no further timing rule stated. |
| The Cat with a Cursed Face | 18,815,364 | Fandom: see the cat. The how is vague. |
| Blind Obedience | 5,128,388 | Unlock condition not documented in the sources checked; left unconfirmed. |
| I Heard Nothing | 6,568,042 | Fandom: TBA. Left blank. |
| Defied Fate | 1,032,969 | Unlock condition not documented in the sources checked; left unconfirmed. |
| That's right... | 9,381,160 | TechWiser and a competing site: write a name in the notebook |
| HEY! BEHIND YOU | 526,138 | Unlock condition not documented in the sources checked; left unconfirmed. |
| Anomalous Broadcast | 37,896,071 | Competing site: live through the TV glitch |
| Heartless | 710,444 | Unlock condition not documented in the sources checked; left unconfirmed. |
| False alarm | 11,437,825 | Fandom: Phone Lady's ringtone. A competing site ties it to prison. Split. |
| Accepted by the Deep | 3,102,149 | Fandom: serve the yellow raincoat in rain. Ocean route is one site. |
| CATACLYSM | 2,727 | Unlock condition not documented in the sources checked; left unconfirmed. |
| No Evidence | 358,182 | Fandom: TBA. One site ties it to fake 911 calls. |
| EXTREME PERFECT SHIFT! | 957 | Unlock condition not documented in the sources checked; left unconfirmed. |
| HAPPY VALLEY | 3,606,626 | Unlock condition not documented in the sources checked; left unconfirmed. |
| Dry Drowning | 849 | Unlock condition not documented in the sources checked; left unconfirmed. |
| One of US | 110,678 | Unlock condition not documented in the sources checked; left unconfirmed. |
| Feed the Backrooms | 1,190,020 | Unlock condition not documented in the sources checked; left unconfirmed. |
| Happy Paulie | 774,540 | Unlock condition not documented in the sources checked; left unconfirmed. |
| Happy 20th Anniversary, Roblox! | 147,062 | Unlock condition not documented in the sources checked; left unconfirmed. |
| Shawarma: The Good Old Days | 0 | Official description asks what changed; unlock steps not published. |
| The Hollow 2026 | 619,953 | Gaming Route and Sportskeeda: finish the Hollow quest |
| Concert | 284,239 | Event listing only. Exact steps not stated. |
The table includes every badge returned by the official list. Most descriptions are empty. Community-only unlock conditions are labeled in their rows; a badge name or a nonzero award count does not prove its unlock method. Endings that share names are on endings.
Questions
How many badges are there?
34 on the list I read. Fandom shows 30. IGN showed 16 in January 2026.
Which are rare?
In this 30 Oct snapshot, 7/24 in a row has 224 awards, Month of Madness has 712, and The Good Old Days has 0. Counts change.
How do I get No Evidence?
Fandom says TBA. One site ties it to five fake 911 calls. I am not upgrading that.
How do I get Perfect Shift?
Fandom: a shift with zero mistakes.
Is The Good Old Days obtainable?
Zero awards and no written steps. I am leaving it blank.