Scary Shawarma Kiosk Clients: Normal Customers vs Anomalies
A weird outfit is not an anomaly. Serve ordinary customers, follow the special rules for a few named people, and use the window, cameras, dialogue, and audio cues together before closing on a confirmed anomaly.
| Bucket | Examples | What to do |
|---|---|---|
| Odd but human | Karate Man, Drunk Guy, Dancing Lady, Phone Lady, Cat Lady, Police Officer | Take the order |
| Special rule | Smiling Man, Faceless Man, Booger Man | Follow the rule, do not treat them as a normal refuse |
| Camera confirms non-human | Skinwalker, doubles, night-vision dancer | Close the window |
Special customers
- Smiling Man: soda only. Keep the package under the counter. Opening it is the Silence ending on IGN, TechWiser, and Fandom.
- Faceless Man: fill the order. Do not park the cursor on the hole in his face. Closing the window is counted as a mistake on the competing rules page, which is one source.
- Booger Man: TechWiser, Gaming Route, and the competing site say he offers money to eat something. Refuse and keep working.
- A dancing person at the window is the Dancing Lady and should be served. A dance that appears only under night vision is the CCTV dancer and should be refused.
Where the guides split
Michael Myers: IGN says the money is real and you should serve a person in a costume. TechWiser and Gaming Route also say serve. Eurogamer lists him with true anomalies and tells you to close the window and the back door. Fandom says service is optional because he tries the rear door. I am leaving all three readings on the page.
Santa: IGN says the visitor is not Santa and should be refused. TechWiser says shawarma and a soda are rewarded with a free Internal Control. Opposite-gender voice is an anomaly on IGN and Fandom, and not an anomaly by itself on Gaming Route.
Not recorded
I could not find a public description of an allergy customer, despite the search volume. Jason appears in one 38-second video title and nowhere as a serve-or-refuse rule. Use the camera check on the anomaly table instead of a rumor. Halloween additions are on The Hollow.
Questions
Do we serve Jason?
No public guide says serve or refuse. One short video shows a visit. Use the camera check.
Is the allergy customer an anomaly?
No source I checked describes them. I am not filling that gap with a guess.
Should I serve Michael Myers?
Three guides say yes. Eurogamer says no. Fandom says optional. The page keeps the split.
What if they dance?
A real dancer at the window is served. A dance that exists only on night vision is refused.
Is the police officer safe?
Yes on the odd-customer lists. Calling 911 is a different phone action, covered on the codes page.